disocvered that A French Person has complained about me.
in my OWN COUNTRY.
outrage.
have long nurtured the belief we should've fought them as well as germans in the past couple of wars (easy, since they cant be bothered to fight back).
alight with indignation.
can alan partridge cheer leaven my mood? this def helping...
http://www.goear.com/listen/4f623c6/jet-boy,-jet-girl-the-damned
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They complain about everything, and have no honour. 1066 was the greatest tragedy to befall these isles
ReplyDeleteoh, fear not- i am so on the verge of WAR.
ReplyDeleteeven other foreigners find the french irratating.
love that they complain that we 'abandoned them' during the war. they didnt even fight!!! utter cheek!
i am banned from a local pub for saying this; i am proud (french barman). we have more words, and more cheeses then them. we so win.
What epic contradistinctions are on display. From bookish and distopian angst, to Boudicca on speed. You really need to market this blog. it's fascinating.
ReplyDeleteTonight, I deploy such talents as I have to help an elderly lady who cared for 29 years for a disabled man who was not her own child. I cannot, and would not charge for this work. I contemplate my failed marriage and probable bankruptcy. Never mind, there's football on Five Live, and I have made some silly Sniddlegrass contributions. To work.
DP
aw- ;( soz..
ReplyDeleteah- 5 live football- now blighted by the constant irritant of graham taylor; even alan green isnt compensation...
Not to worry. They are the White Lightning Cider in my tramp's bonfire of life. Still, now resorted to my youtube account, and much history. In the morning, shall ride forth again, like a Arthur in his later days. Betrayed, doomed, and yet willing to give noble battle against all realistic odds. Only to fail, but in such failure, there is some nobility
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